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Well it's a dog eat dog Eat cat too The French eat frog And I eat you
AC/DC, “Dog Eat Dog”
All this eating. I need to get some lunch.
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Girl you're in the kitchen Cooking me a meal Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel Walk around in your t-shirt Nothing else on Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing i want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed [snip] Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
R. Kelly, “In The Kitchen”
Man, I’m getting hungry.
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Young, black and famous With money hangin' Out the anus
—Puff Daddy and Mase, “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down”
Nice rhyme, though.
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Now you're amazed By the VIP posse Steppin' so hard Like a German Nazi
—Vanilla Ice, “Play That Funky Music”
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Wanna kiss your lips, not the ones on your face
Quiet Riot - “Let’s Get Crazy”
Back to hair metal. Much better.
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Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna happen overnight First you gotta learn to listen To understand her deepest thoughts She needs to know you can be friends Before she'll give you all she's got
Shania Twain, “If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!”
Like I said, C&W = not cringeworthy. I read this, and all I do is picture is Margaret Mead sitting cross-legged in a big circle of giggling Samoan women, scribbling field notes.
This is really good insight into the dating rituals of the tribe known as Contemporary Women. They got jobs now, Hoss, so you better treat ‘em right. Otherwise, it’s gonna be a lonesome night tonight
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I got the hungrys for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line
Buck Owens, “Your Welfare Line”
I’m trying to find cringeworthy country and western lyrics, and it is not easy. There’s a lot of sappy lyrics, but that’s not the same. C&W songwriters use a lot of clever wordplay, and cleverness, I think, is a prophylactic against cringeworthiness.
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Someone's always playing corporation games. Who cares they're always changing corporation names.
—Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship Starship, “We Built This City”
This one’s contextual.
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It’s natural, it’s a release It’s natural, it’s a release It’s a release, it’s a release, it’s a release It’s a release, it’s a release, it’s a release A release from what? Your sexual appetite!? Forget it! Get real!! It’s artificial sex!!! (Chorus) Masturbation – is artificial sex (x3)
—Lust Control “The Big ‘M’”
I needs me some Lust Control…the complete discography, in fact.
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Because... Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. Satan consumed her mind, and he may do it again. Marylin Manson ate my girlfriend. She once believed in the truth, now she belives in sin. She denies God when she has the chance to live for him. The thought of it makes me cringe. Her future looks dim. She'd rather gaze in Satan's eyes than on a steeple. I'm really starting to despise beautiful people.
Relient K - “My Girlfriend”
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I got nasty habits, it's a fine line, so many girls and so little time When love rears its head, I wanna get on your case Ooh baby, wanna put my log in your fireplace
-Kiss, “Burn Bitch Burn”
