bramble posted this.
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Duvall’s sophomoric braggadocio, of course, was picked up by the microphone in front of him, and wound up on a tape for the legislature’s in-house TV station. From there it was sent to a local news station, KCAL…
California Lawmaker’s Graphic Sex-Bragging Caught On Tape.
A staffer described Duvall as “old and fat.” Hey, I’m old and fat, too! Yet the only person that will have sex with me is my wife.
That’s it. I’m becoming a family values crusader.
Women, I’ll be needing the deeds to your reproductive organs and I expect dinner on the table by the time I get home from work today.
Gays, back in the closet. If we meet in an airport bathroom, and I’m in the mood, you can blow me. But don’t expect me to buy you a wedding ring when it’s over. (You remember our little signal, right?)
Okay, is that it? Who else do I have to demean before I get a little side action? Atheist? Hey, you smug SOBs, you guys are going to hell. Anti-war protesters? You all should be lined up against a wall and shot. Muslims? Ha! ha! We invaded two of your two favorite countries.
Is this getting anybody hot?
