Missing: Blogger
I will not be online for the entire month of June. In fact, I’ve sworn to not get within two feet of a computer for thirty days, and I’m going to write about it at the end of it. I ripped this idea off from Aaron Swartz, not to mention Morgan Spurlock.I don’t know how I am going to cope. I’ve already got the shakes. Pray for me or, at least, watch some free online porn and think of me kindly, and if you’re planning on leaving a comment to say how you would never, ever think of me while watching porn (ye doth protest too much, methinks) remember I won’t be online to read it.
